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THEY ARE CRAPI’d like to think, as a healthy hot-blooded young woman, my biggest enemy wasnt 30 cm wide with a 32MB memory. Did you know that statistically the numbers of middle aged men desperately clinging to their childhood has risen alongside the development of the playstation? The number of men who buy flowers for their better halves, and cook romantic meals has drastically dropped alongside the rise in sales?
I hate the damn things, okay i admit to having button bashed along with tony hawk or whatnot on rare occasions but my inexperienced fumblings in comparison to those of my other half are somewhat similiar to the actions of a child with finger paints sitting next to Dali.
Not to mention the effect that the damn things have on my dear partner. The second the green light flickers and the handsets resting comfortably between his eager hands he reverts back to what i imagine he was like as a child. Im sure if i stripped naked, donned a clowns nose and shoes and started doing the can-can in front of the screen he’d merely respond with “thats lovely sweetheart but look what skills i picked up in level 43!!!!!” and when we’ve given up and we’re sitting forlornly on the edge of the bed listening to the almost hypnotic tapping, they come to us to nurse their poor eyesight and strained thumbs!
If mans common enemy is feminists and vibrators. Our common enemy is the playstation.
That said, where did i put them clown shoes? A womans gotta try!
Filed Under: LONDONPOSTED by: definitive on 8 October 2006 at 11:58 am
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i prefer N64 personally.. which makes me some kind of 90’s kid addicted golden eye…
sony is evil
Of course lucky_7 *owns* a PS as well as an N64 so they speak from experience.
PS doesn’t judge you.
With only 32mb it can’t remember everything you’ve done wrong since the beginning.
The clown shoes are better for your achilles tendons than high heels anyway.
Yes, it’s a shame, because having induced a regression to child-like state, a man would probably rather suckle from you than ravage you!
what you need to do is hook up a game pad to a vibrator… I think that would work; oh and a light show…